First, the picture you've all been waiting for: dear readers, I give you my fascinator.
And now - and, honestly, much more importantly - I give you the sneaky photo I took of the beautiful bride and her amazing dress.
(See? She's wearing a fascinator, too! They're all the rage, really.)
When I get married, I will wear a fascinator and have a cream tea with champagne immediately following the ceremony. Reason number 309593 I love England... sigh.