Here's To The Ladies Who Lunch

I'm currently sitting in a cafe on Baker Street, indulging in a coffee and a scone with jam and clotted cream - what a healthy lunch, I know - and I'm bored out of my mind.  I tried to glam up for the day; I have some errands to run in Mayfair, so I've got on a cute skirt and sky-high wedges, and am even wearing a little lipstick.  (Can you believe it, Nana?  Lipstick!)  But it's no use.  As much as I try to think of myself as this...

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... this is what I have stuck in my head.

Boh.